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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Feb 20, 2013 9:33 AM Flag

    Beware !!!!!!

    You gotta watch out for Hot Chickz. They can be very clever when getting what They want,for example; They lean a stare on the dweeb wallflower,practicly beckoning him to come over and ask for a dance,just to make Her real target of interest jealous,but then,just as nerdo gets the false courage built up to approach,ZINGO,shootz His Baggy #$%$ down,and quickly summons the attention of Money Bags,who watched closely as the flirttious scenario unfolded,then,whamo,He pounces,wallet wide open,and buys a rock on first date,and pays 62.50. She takes the rock,sendz Him packing,and waits like an alligator for next A-Holez to come along,repeatz cycle. Meanwhile,the likes of Stenchcloud has her out in the parking lot,in the back seatz of His car,for a no cost ballroom dance.

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