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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Feb 26, 2013 11:35 AM Flag

    The Rise And Fall of Mr. Big Shotz.

    As We approach double nickel,think about Jerko The Clown,who went ahead and cracked open his piggy Bank,bought in just before the earningz debachel,then ran down to the roller rink,doing all sortz of flawless moves,ego flying high,telling Himself: "I Am A Big Shotz Stock Trader",and reherses His line that he plans to use on the Hot Chick. Then,Suddenly,KABOOM BatMan,down 8 pointies, and he soils his underware.

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