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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Apr 16, 2013 7:36 AM Flag

    Back On Center Stage Today.

    The Diaper Boyz Quartet,are singing the blues This Morning,grieving the recent 3 and 1/2 pointz they just lost since Thursday.There is ongoing talk of a coup attempt against The Mastero,$tenchMan,who earlier in the week stated that He thought the 62.50 calls would roll around worthwhile. Stench,meanwhile,remains at the helm,deploying the use of a modern sun dial,and a fluid compass,states that He believes a dividend Hikez is immeninte,and newz of more asset sales could be the impetus to lead stock much higher,in the same fashion that HES shot up at the rate of 6 dollars per day upon announcementz. hess,by the way,hiked the div 150 percent,begining next Q,and went from a 52 week low of 39ish to over 70 in 2 months. Stench was fortunate to load up @ 42,which was near the bottom.

 
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