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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Apr 18, 2013 9:41 AM Flag

    Return To Normal Operations.

    EveryOne can Relax Now ! The abandon ship exercise has been completed.The drill did manage to shake out countless parasitic fleas,that got on board looking for a "Good Nights Sleep",and swallowed down all the shillingz the saturated the bussiness headlinez regarding this to be a sound investment (circa @ 60ish),and buckeled their pantz and fled with a 3 pointz loss.Then We still have some of the Big Shotz Wannabeez,that are so shaken,They can not even lite the cheap cigarz They purchased,in anticipation of impressing The Hot Chickz. The latter,have been reduced,and remain Pee-Onz,Sniffing The Fartez out of The Captains' Chair !!!

 
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