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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Apr 19, 2013 11:42 AM Flag

    Internal Investigation Reported.

    Apparently,some of the Jerkz that recently bought in heavy @60.50,were crippled by the Wedgy Affect,When The Big Boyz yanked them up out of their chairz,slapped them around,and grabed them by the back of headz and shoved their noses into a Seatz cushionz. Some of the Sapz had their undies wedged so far up,tied in a knot,that a team of specialist has been called in for widescale colonoscopy examz.

 
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