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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 9, 2013 8:10 AM Flag

    Humpty D. Had A Big Fall.

    ""LOOK AT ME !!!""",I'm A Champ Wall Climber,on the crowded deck of cruise liner,I made it to the toppp,rang the bell.Going up was filled with Drama,reaching,stretching,wearing a smelly helmet that the Jerk before Me had on Hiz Head.When I got to The Top,I wanted everyone to look up to Me,but the only one paying attention,was The Hot Chick,She glared impatiently,wants to go ashore and buy jewelery duty free(on My Cardz), I stood up on peak,beat My chest like King Kong,shouting to everyone: "My Name Is Don69,Champion Stock Trader,A True Biggy Shotzz,,made it to top of Wall Of Worry,and now what,I wonder what Stench would do in this situation,I better climb down,and place a sell order,then go let Her Peezzz away My Money,then leave Me for some other fool"................

 
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