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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 10, 2013 11:13 AM Flag

    The Biggest Banana In The Bunch..............

    There goes Don,(Mr.Big Shotz),strutting into the locker room at the health club,with Hiz pizzz poor attitude,and arrogant ego,pretending He is Mr BIG,until He that He is really just a peanut in the group,and startz to cower in the corner,trying to hide behind a towel,as He changes into swim trunks,Others immediately take notice,and some wise #$%$ walkz over and yankz the towel from Him,and startz cracking Him on Hiz Behindz,making Hin run back and forth,unclothed,with everyone laughing at Him and Hiz tiny weiner.That was the end of Don69,and His Big Shotism.

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