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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 13, 2013 7:16 AM Flag

    Judge StenchCloud To Grant New Hearing.

    There will be another chance for Longz,to petition The Court,on weather or not They should sell The 60 call optionz ,or just sell outright and Join The Growing Rankz sitting on Sidelinez. Earlier last week,Cloudz' assistant clerk,said that Stench had already reached a verdictz and would Announce Ruling Monday before The Bellz,however,insiders have said that Stench Summoned Hiz stenogerpher to take a dictation,leading to rumors that The Judge may issue a written Judgement,as He has done in the past,although He is also known to take to the bench shortly after He is finished Sniffing The Secretarys Seatz Cushionz.Meanwhile,anxious Longz await to see if Stench will allow Then to continue Sniff the Seatz Cushionz too,or will they be forced into Sniffing The Fartez from the hallway waiting chairz,some of which have been occupied by untidy looking Fat Chickz.

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