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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 15, 2013 8:44 AM Flag

    Rescinding Order Granted On Appeal.

    Late Last Evening,in an unusual impromptu hearing,Judge Stench E. Cloud heard appealz for a rescession of an earlier verbal order,granting Longz a nice,healthy Sniff out of Hiz qute secerataryz Seatz Cushionz,for a nominal fee and court expense of 62.50.Todayz written decision rescindz any and all previous revisionz,and supercedez the Lower Bowels intestional deflationz. Longz will now be ordered back to Sniffing The Fartez out of the jury box Seatz,and the 60 callz will be exempt from subjection to the undesirable Fat Chickz torn Cushionz.

 
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