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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 16, 2013 7:52 AM Flag

    Military Advisor Sent To "Observe" Hostilities.

    Colonel StenchCloud arrived Today,with Hiz entourage of Fartez Sniffing Attachaez,and will report directly to President Stench about ongoing situation in The Middle East 60 / 62.50 expiriation situation,as ongoing battle Heatz up this week. The Prez showed concernz yesterday,as both sidez increased Bootz On Groundz,and Stench was sent in to late last week to allow Him time to visit the former tailor of former leader Colonel Kadhafi.Colonel Stench will speak Today at noon,dressed in full regalia,including gold roping,multi colored hatz and numerous merituos metalz hanging from Hiz Nostrilz,and His signature tan trouserz,with Chitz Stainz.

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