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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 16, 2013 3:37 PM Flag

    President Orderz StenchCloud Back From Forward Outpost.

    As Shellz Rained Downz on the 62.50 Parallel,this afternoon,The kernel was ordered to evacuate and to thumb Hiz Nose at the throngz of Longz Refugeez,and was reportedly seen climbing a rope ladder from a hovering helicopter,and had Chitz leaking out of Hiz neatly pressed slackz. Earlier Today,Stench arrived to a marching band,and was greeted by several High Ranking Generalz,all of which were wearing Bed Panz on Their Headz.As customary,Stench bent over a Sniffed The Rear Endz of a line of Hula Girlz,who then presented Him with a floral necklace. Thingz changed rapidly for the new commander,and a total collapse in oil could trigger rioting thru out the area,while Stench observez from Hiz Chopper,and pickz Hiz Nose,then flickz the buggerz at the cheering crowdz.

 
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