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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 24, 2013 10:57 AM Flag

    New Measures May Be Enacted For Drilling.

    Seneater StenchCloud Announced Tody Hiz Intentions To Put To The Floorz A Referundum,That Grantz Relief To Longz A Respite From Drilling Their Noses Into Tufted Seatz Cushionz Without The Use Of Protective EyeWare. There Have Been Numerous Complaintz Of Buttonz Popping Out Of The Tufted Modles,and Class Action May Be Tabled Also,Due To Possible Manufacturing Defectz .