Sat, Aug 30, 2014, 1:48 AM EDT - U.S. Markets closed


% | $
Quotes you view appear here for quick access.

ConocoPhillips Message Board

  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 24, 2013 11:40 AM Flag

    ***************** GUILTY ***********************

    Verdict Reached In The Get Rich Scheme Trial. During The Trial,Chiefz Justice StenchCloud Rejected A Plea Bargainz From New,Unsuspecting Longz,That They Committed The Act Of Going Long,Based On Some Silly,UnFounded Advice From A Stock Hawking Shill,That Was Also Selling The Brooklyn Bridge. When Asked By The Judge,If Someone Told You To Jump Off The Said Bridge,Would You Listen And Do ??? The Longz,Overcome With Grief,Began Tearing At The Eyez,and A Brief Recess Was Called,Before Passing Down The Penalty Phaze. Guidlinez Call For Anywhere From ^ Monthz To A Year,Of Sniffing Soft,Fluffy Seatz Cushionz.

81.22+0.56(+0.69%)Aug 29 4:01 PMEDT

Trending Tickers

Trending Tickers features significant U.S. stocks showing the most dramatic increase in user interest in Yahoo Finance in the previous hour over historic norms. The list is limited to those equities which trade at least 100,000 shares on an average day and have a market cap of more than $300 million.