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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud May 24, 2013 12:07 PM Flag

    ******************* MisTrial Declaredz *****************

    The High Court Accepted A Plea Deal Today,Rescinding A Previous Verdict Of Guilt,and Agreed That The Lower Court Had Erred When Deciding Guilt By Admission,and Said that Guilt By association was wrongly applied,when omitting evidence occurred during preliminary hearingz,whereas New Longz (Sapz),bought in under the presumption of getting wealthy overnight,and enjoying a lifetime of Free Lunch On Wall Street.The Court Now Statez,that The New Jerkz that climbed on Boardz The Freight Train,like vagabound HoBoz searching for a free ride,were Negligent,by not observing warning signz posted.Therefore, A-Wholez can now decide to sell at a nominal loss,or accept the prescribed consequence of Sniffing Fartez From StenchCloudz' Seatz Cushionz.

 
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