Filthy oil is making gains today. I locked my oil stock up in a vault for the night.. It was to keep it safe from those monkeys in Congress who stayed up all night drinking with hookers and partying. They told the liberal media it was a "climate change" meeting. The liberal media told everyone else in the world, so, I am hiding my COP dirty oil stock. Vicki was there and jumped up out of a cake wearing nothing but dolphin skins and eagle feathers. Very elegant. Oh, you need oil to make a cake. You need oil for bicycles. Congress needs oil for their hair.