I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently to his daughter, "Welcome to the Republican party."
That is the old Republican Party. Under the current cheneyhead Party, Audrey sleeps with the dean who in exchange forces the professors to give her A+ or be placed in the closet office with big pay cut.
Welcome to the New Republican Party. Be proud to be a cheneyhead.