You need to be 100% cash and then you can't complain. I know how you feel.
But keep in mind your cash is slowly losing purchasing value due to the relentless printing of money both in the U.S. and around the world.
You could try precious metals but they could fall as well.
I suggest you buy something now that you can enjoy for many years. Take a vacation maybe. Buy your wife or your best friend something special that will be remembered forever.
Believe me I'm not trying to be a smart #$%$.
I've been around a long time and I know the value of special things in life and it's not the stock market.