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  • basher.detector basher.detector Jun 23, 2006 11:57 PM Flag

    Doctors declare Mgl250 legally dead!!

    Doctors today, citing a total lack of brain activity, said they had no choice but to declare mg1250 legally dead! �I know he has still been posting on message boards even to this day but we have found no evidence of any brain waves or thinking at all�, said one doctor who preferred to remain anonymous. This is the first case of �doofusitis� that has ever been fatal. Doctors cautioned that doofusitis is not contagious but is only contracted by being a CVS long and (delusionally) thinking they are better off than being a Wag long. Realism in this situation serves as sort of an inoculation against doofusitis! More info will be posted as it becomes available.

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