Hey, congrats, there, dudes! Keep on acquiring, and Walgreens will soon own the home enema business. And what a fine business it is!
Maybe at next year's shareholder meeting you can "infuse" each shareholder with a rectal cocktail? And, for you pumpers, please don't just simply "pooh, pooh" the idea. Ya know, Walgreens has been needing a new "message" to propel its long-lagging share price... maybe this enema thing is the new ticket to explosive growth!
At least, with this latest acquisition, people are finally starting to talk about Walgreens, once again. In Italy, locals call this chatter phenomenon: "innuendo".
"Enemas for everyone." This could make for a great TV campaign. Right, ivan, you little squirt, you?
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Scata! Just what Waggies have earned!
Rhymes with Tata!
Both got shafted, after lifelong commitment and a resume-enhancing list of accomplishments and credentials that were TOTALLY overlooked so some absurdly chosen LOSER could grab their marbles.
Sorry, Kevin. You got the shaft, too!
Sarah's party nominated Dan Quayle who couldn't spell potato.
Walgreens employees include taiguy who can't spell nickel, let alone have enough investing sense to earn one.
Palin was chosen via a deranged selection process that previously chose Dan Quayle and, more recently, chose Mike Brown to head FEMA with a portfolio of zero credentials.
Rein was chosen by the same board that chose Bernauer and skipped over better qualified candidates, including one Walgreens family member.
Sarah Palin supporters are a lot like Walgreens pumpers.
Both presume the greatness of their idol by ignoring the glaring weaknesses and deficiencies inherent in both of them.