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  • yank.wags_chain yank.wags_chain Jun 13, 2008 9:07 PM Flag

    Walgreens... Home Enema King

    Hey, congrats, there, dudes! Keep on acquiring, and Walgreens will soon own the home enema business. And what a fine business it is!

    Maybe at next year's shareholder meeting you can "infuse" each shareholder with a rectal cocktail? And, for you pumpers, please don't just simply "pooh, pooh" the idea. Ya know, Walgreens has been needing a new "message" to propel its long-lagging share price... maybe this enema thing is the new ticket to explosive growth!

    At least, with this latest acquisition, people are finally starting to talk about Walgreens, once again. In Italy, locals call this chatter phenomenon: "innuendo".

    "Enemas for everyone." This could make for a great TV campaign. Right, ivan, you little squirt, you?

    Ha, ha, ha, ha!

    Scata! Just what Waggies have earned!

    Rhymes with Tata!


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    • I am constipated and cranky! I strongly recommend Walgreens enemas!

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      • yank.wags_chain yank.wags_chain Jun 15, 2008 11:58 PM Flag

        If home infusion is so great, then why is Walgreens investing so much in ridiculously unnecessary overall pharmacy brick and mortar? Why not take pharmacare in the broader sense "direct to the home"... either as mailorder, or, as home delivery such as Medicine Shoppes offered?

        Is there a strategy behind "home infusion" or is it just another enema for shareholders?

        "Fleet" of foot investors will surely know the difference!

        "Home infusion." Rhymes with "investor delusion." And "Wag Pharmacist confusion."



    • yank.wags_chain yank.wags_chain Jun 17, 2008 10:27 AM Flag

      The "banana" hates the FACT that I own this message board. I control its content. I dictate its emotion. I come and go, as I choose. And I can read or ignore the "pumpers" arcane crap, as/when I decide.

      During my sponsored boycott, board message traffic declined here by about 75%, after excluding my own prior posts. Only the repeated and childish attempted pumper "trashings" of elim and ivan/*my's messages kept any posting activity active. By the way, these informed posters were entitled to their opinions, and to their choice to continue to post, since the usual board morons attcked them.

      As has become the sorry "norm" on this message board, I raise an issue... how can Walgreens justify opposing strategic investments in more retail stores vs. direct-to-home consumer services... and all the "pumpers" simply attack me, including childish (and deleted) harrassing links... because they have NO ANSWER to the serious investment issues I raise!

      Only L-O-S-E-R-S live here in Walgreensland!

      Lottsa money being made in the stock market, elsewhere. But IMHO all the smart money that is going to be made in WAG has already been cashed out and reinvested, elsewhere. As for me, I am enjoying the runup in ENER whish I bought (and reported on this board, last October) and the continued strength of Nike, Chesepeake and Walmart that have my portfolio's value SURGING while Waggies watch more sewage flow from the financial sump pump.



    • Quite amusing, Yank, that you post "...I own this message board."
      and "Only L-O-S-E-R-S live here in Walgreensland!"

      You are the only one who has taken up residence here under many Id's. I'm glad you realize what you are.

      Now what about this--->

    • What a truly ridiculous troll you are!

      I post infrequently, here. It only looks like more because so many others have left.

      "Home infusion" and "home enema" are analagous. Because you don't like the connotation, well, too bad.

      By the way, what happened to your other message, there, Mr. Message Board Guru? Why don't you post a controversial message under one of your more traditional ID's so you can go totally "bye-bye"?

      Ha, ha, ha, ha.

      Rhymes with Tata,


    • "Remember, you said I was on ignore.
      Therefore, you forgot to log in. Saw my post. Clicked on it. Read it. Logged in just to respond.
      You are not just a liar. You are a f-ing liar."

      Banmanarug4 just handed you your ASS.... again, then crankyyank kicked it and handed it to you again also!


    • "Quite amusing, Yank, that you post "...I own this message board."
      and "Only L-O-S-E-R-S live here in Walgreensland!"

      WINNERS LIVE here in Walgreensland, but LOSERS like Yank, come through the servant's entrance and just leave their trash behind. Yank, in Walgreensland, is like a vagrant wandering in Beverly Hills, which is to say totally out of place! Yank, posting here and getting a response, thinks this is his "Brush with Success"! It's just a hint to give a LOSER like Yank a whiff of reality that others have so much and he has so little (NOTHING) and just maybe reveals his secret desire to be a Wag LONG, instead of an obese blimp, who walks with a limp and looks like a chimp!


    • Yank. Simply put, you very much overrate yourself and your imagined importance.

      Enjoy the chocolates?

      Which will you do? One-star the hell out of this post, or try to get it deleted?

      Ya wuss.

    • yank_poopshispants yank_poopshispants Jun 18, 2008 12:10 AM Flag

      When you are an incontinent TURKEY, both verbally and also in the regular poop chute way, you don't worry about "enemas" just their results! This is Yank's supplier where he buys em by the caseload through "Discreet Home Delivery"! What a turkey filled entirely with crap!

    • yank.wags_chain yank.wags_chain Jun 19, 2008 12:04 AM Flag

      The future for Walgreens is clearly "home infusion." That's better known as the "home enema" business.

      Can't you just wait to inform your peers and investor brethren that you bought an equity that has shown NO GROWTH IN S/P for 7+ YEARS because they have a new vision to dominate the "home enema business?"

      Forget Tech. Forget International plays. Forget following the Icahns, Buffets and Soros'... just dig down deep, come up with cash and invest it ALL in "home enemas."

      Quite a plan, there, Waggies.

      One thing is surely different. Rather than hoping for a green vs. red day in S/P performance... with Walgreens you will find yourself rooting for a "brown" day.

      Gotta love those earth tones!



    • yank_poopshispants yank_poopshispants Jun 19, 2008 12:17 AM Flag

      Nice ANAL fixation(he's obviously GAY) that comes out in his posting, his choice of IDs and his mouth! Pull your head out of your AZZ Yank, otherwise your outlook will always stink!

      Caca haha LOSER!

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