Perhaps you have read this before, I hadn't...pilfered from another mb:
The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front
of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with
one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go
wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into
their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness
throughout the land
"you sound like a racist kook to me"
I hope you are not a profiler for the FBI, because you are WAY off.
I'm neutral on Obama, but thought the joke was humorous enough to cut from a different mb and paste it here, since this board seems to appreciate politics (and I thought humor).