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  • carolyne47 carolyne47 Feb 18, 2013 8:05 PM Flag

    New assignment

    I was given a new job....I was to develop a new plant for DR. After much hard work I submitted the following for the new plant:
    The General Manager would be a part time employee
    I would hire a QA manager that thought people were not important
    I would hire an HR manager with no skills
    I would hire a Controller that chased women that worked in the plant and ignored his own family
    I would hire a Mfg. Manager that had failed in the same assignment
    I would purchase worn out machines and never do Preventive Main't
    I would buy sub-par material from poor suppliers
    I would hire a Improvement flavor of the month Manager that never implemented anything
    I would ensure the people on the floor were treated like #$%$
    I would staff the plant with whiners and back stabers
    I would ensure that inventory control did not exist
    Planning would be at a level that no product would ever be shipped on time
    The production flow would be such that very little would be accomplished untill the last week of the Mo.
    I would hire a goverment group that did nothing , but blame others for their mistaks
    I would over staff Engineering
    I would ensure a culture that made Customer requirements a joke
    I would ensure that the majority of prints were in error
    I would $crew over Supv's so bad that nobody in their right mind would take the job
    I would have project managers that had no accountability for the project
    I would have a review system that ensured good performers were shafted and poor performers that Kissed #$%$ were rewarded
    I would ensure that the majority of meeting resulted in nothing being accomplished.
    After I presented my plan I was told that while it was an excellent plan , that upon consideration a new plant would not be necessary since WLS already met the listed requirements I presented ...... Now it's back t the floor for me, but on the bright sside I can still make a lot of money working every Sunday doing nothing , because they have nothing for us to do.

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