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  • carbolic_ash carbolic_ash Apr 19, 2011 2:06 PM Flag

    GERN Snake Oil CEO Patenting Anti-Balding Ointment

    Breaking Update!!:

    Some of the gerbil's hair just fell out. Back to the drawing board I guess.

    Greenwood has issued a press release however, insisting they will now administer more highly concentrated 200% Snake Oil solutions to the gerbil's balding head in hopes that the hair grows back and that GERN doesn't thereby kill the patient.

    It's looking good to me!

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