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  • millions_dead millions_dead Mar 24, 2005 12:35 PM Flag

    A CONSPIRACY TO DRIVE OIL PRICES UP

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    • That thought has occurred to some others also.

    • Yeah, right, everybody blows up their mega-million-dollar oil facilities with resulting deaths of their employees so the prices will go up.

      In fact, I was down looking at a new Ford this last weekend and the Sales Manager came out and shot the salesperson who was helping me, then he torched a couple dozen new cars on the lot, and finally he raised sticker prices on the remaining cars.

      Naturally, I responded by calling my boss and quitting my job, then cutting off my leg, and telling the Sales Manager I couldn't afford his higher priced cars because I was now disabled and had no job.

      I dragged myself out of there when he fell to the pavement, started kicking his feet and pounding his fists, and shouting 'nobody loves, everybody hates me, and I'm going to eat some worms.'

      The least I could do was go home and call the IRS and recommend myself for an audit. Then I read posts from all the Conspiracy Nuts on the message boards for fun.

      iron

    • 15 killed and 100 injured and you b lieve in a conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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