In the Gulf watching these loonies try and fix the oil volcano that's been quite fun to watch. I'm not sure why they're even trying to plug the volcano, it should be left as it is. The sight is truly spectacular, I'm witnessing a myriad of rainbow colors silhouted by blue ocean. Occasionally a dead fish pops up to the surface. I instruct my Mexican servants to collect those and fire them up on the grill, it's less work that I'll have to do and sure beats spending hours fishing just to catch a fish for supper.
As I browse away on my brand new IPad 3G 64GB while sipping an ice cold margarita prepared by Mexican bartender, I ponder which will be my next car, a Gas Guzzling Escalade with 24" chrome wheels or the Lambo Gallardo? With the billions I've made from Apple stock, I've decided to get both. We have 18 cars back home in sunny Palm Beach, ranging from Ferrari's, to Bentleys, to the legendary Bugati. My wife prefers to drive Escalades because it makes her feel invincible. Nobody ever messes with her on the road when they see her pimped out Escalade decked out in chrome. She often goes shopping with her high society friends who also drive Escalades. I guess they could be what you call Soccer Moms, except she's a very sexy, former beauty pagent winner/cheerleader Soccer Mom who's married to a billionaire.
We have 3 lovely kids, 12, 15, and 18. They are all straight A students. The 18 year old graduated top of her class and has been accepted to 6 ivy league schools. Wisely, she chose Harvard where she will begin an exciting new life this fall.
We used to have 15 60" Plasma TV's throughout the Palm Beach mansion, but Plasma TV's became outdated and we have since upgraded to 17 new 60" 3D LCD TV's throughout our mansion/home. They are all made by Samsung. Mr. Samsung himself came to supervise the installation of each unit. We also bought 85 pairs of 3D glasses, one for each member of the family for each TV. We haven't watched many 3D movies yet but soon we will.
We have 5 vacation homes in Europe, South America, and one in Australia. We love to travel, as we are doing right now in our 50' Yacht. Our Palm Beach home is our main residence where we employ 42 servants, maids, butlers, chauffers, and cooks. We used to have 8 nannies but the kids are old enough now so we let the nannies go. We pay our servants well, some have gone off to become millionaires on their own. We own 37 businesses in Florida alone, ranging from restaurants to condo complexes. We're expanding to open another 18 businesses in California, where we spend a few months out of the year.
Each of our kids has the latest Iphone, Ipod, Ipad, and MacBook. They are very tech savvy and they're always teaching their parents new tricks on their gadgets. My wife and I also have the latest Iphone, Ipod, Ipad, and MacBook. In fact, we have a storage room full of them. If one of them gets a scratch, we simply toss it and use a brand new one from our storage room.
Life is good on the Yacht. My wife really enjoys it out here. I'm posting on my wife's account, she will chime in on the next post.
What serenity..I am glad..I hope I will be able to go to my sacred way of life soon.. We have fishing boats..I too enjoyed seeing the rainbow effects of gasoline and leaking motor oil spreading for the decades in the Gulf..The fertilizers brought by Mississippi for the last 50 years make nice algal blooms..Which die..And rot..Oxygen disappears ..Fish dies by the thousands.. And the silly turtles get into our fishing nets..
But we caught a lot ..And ate..I like how fat we are...This, and some whisky and tobocco...I like this way of life.. I never have to walk anywhere.. It is my boat, and my cars. Later, it will be a little scooter..Medicare will pay.. But I do not want government to mess with me. Why are they so slow with sending someone to clean this slime around my porch?
When I was a boy I liked to collect tar balls. We always had them.
Now I am so excited. BP will pay for tar balls, And my lost health. Yes, they made me sick. In one month. I was inhaling gas and smog all my life and I was fine. But not now.
But I believe like he does and that is people that don't live on the GULF should have their rates raised to help us poor people on the gulf.
Please pass this message on to him. I know he's raising money for his next campagne in ILL.
He damn well be re-elected otherwise he keeps all that money and won't pass it on to us in the Gulf.
I know GWB spent billions helping us out after Katrina. Where's our free water, food and lodging. In Houston they are still living for free. Oh why OH why can't I.
Is it because I'm white and did most of the building of my beach house myself like my fellow americans in Mississippi. Without a hand out from the Govt.
I guess i'm just perplexed over this whole thing.
I need to take a nap.