Bush would have claimed the rig was blown up by radical jihad from venezuela using iraq wmd. then tom ridge would have elevated his crayola colored terror alert status from barney purple to rosey palmela red. Lol
bush couldn't catch a 6 4 arab in pakistan and he had 7 years to do it. lol
Not only would the leak be fixed if Bush were still President, BP would be paying off all their claims or Tony Hayward would be doing a perp walk. Meanwhile CNBC would complain about it and claim that Bush and Cheney were infringing on Tony's civil liberties.
I dreamed up a concept for a big oil well plug. I posted the drawing on my website at LitlCrcl dot com. Click on the "oil well plug" button.
BP surely has an engineer that can tweak my design to make it work.
(you can also learn how to boubol while you are there