So I'm driving to work this morning, and stop off at Starbucks to get a cup of coffee. As I'm coming out, I notice a crowd of young-ish people crowded around the new Apple store on the other side of the shopping center. Turns out they're having a grand opening or something. "Don't these kids have a job", I said to myself, starting to feel my anger build. So I walk over to see what's going on. If you have ever been annoyed by the sight of a libtard Apple fanboy, just imagine 100 of them. Shaggy haircuts, hipster belts, hemp sandals, you name it. One kid in particular stuck out, so I walked over to him. He was dressed like your typical hipster douchebag. Cutoff vintage dress pants, a big black belt, v-neck white t-shirt, and horn-rimmed glasses. Slung over his shoulder was a bike messenger bag, and right behind him was the ultimate libtard accessory-- a fixie bicycle. For those of you who don't know what a fixie is, it's an old multi-speed bike that they strip down to a single fixed gear, and remove the brakes. Good idea, huh? LOL! So I walk up to him, and without saying a word, gently remove his glasses, drop them on the pavement, and crush them with my shoe. An audible gasp went up from the crowd. I smile contentedly. "Whatcha gonna do about it?", I asked, to noone in particular. They said nothing. Typical liberal cowards. I walked to my SUV and drove away, whistling a merry tune.
God, I hate liberals.
No you didn't.
Although I'm certain you're enjoying your little fantasy "legend in your own mind" moment.
Nobody stands still while someone takes his glasses off him. He'd flinch. He'd demand them back. He'd whip out his iphone and call cops.
Nothing you've written sounds remotely true. You've seen too many movies.
i'm god and i say that i would like to smash yer face in and i will some day , ur a feckin moron and like a typical douche bag are full of shet as well- all the shet happened in yer mind cuz you r probs some balding fat, retard who wishes people liked him. nice lie guy
go feck yourself
I kind of like to pull up next to libtards with Obiden stickers on their cars and just fricken stare them and give them thumbs down. If they react they get a healthy and deliberate finger. I hate fricken libtards.