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  • wareham2620 wareham2620 Oct 19, 2010 11:15 PM Flag

    THE PHONE CALL

    PHONE CALL


    "Hi Mom, How are you"

    "Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Bunnings Hardware"

    "Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"
    "
    What happened?"

    "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

    "What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

    "Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

 
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