I just worked up a claim for the economic damages I have suffered due to the Government shutdown. I did all the work, filled out the forms, calculated the damages, rounded it up to the nearest million dollars and I am now ready to file, but...entirely unexpectedly and completely unexplainably I cannot find the filing address. This is where your help is needed: Please send me the address where your sent your claim so I will receive my government check asap. Thank you in advance.
hahaha. Seriously though, were do businesses and individuals file for damages intentionally caused by Big Gov? Damages are huge, growing by the day and dwarfing damages by the Macondo spill. Shouldn't Patrick Juneau stop processing Macondo claims and start processing Big Gov claims as a matter of priority and urgency? Seems like a no brainer. Why fight a small campfire in the boonies while your house goes up in flames?