France just raised their terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide".
Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?A: So the Germans would have some shade when they took over France.
The French battle flag is a white screaming eagle on a white background.Q. Why has the new French Navy installed glass bottoms on all of their war ships?A. So they can see the old French Navy.
Where did this post come from? What does it have to do with PENN?I would suggest you leave comedy to the professionals (e.g., Uncle Phoney - Everybody's LEAST favorite uncle).