You're right size does matter. How wide is your derriere? Is it three axe handles wide? I know it is distorted by the Fun House mirror where you live. It may only be two axe handles. I know you were wishing for three but only have two.
You know Mouse was telling me that Bruno her husband was in Law Enforcement. She said he had a real big gun. She said it was a 357 magnum. She said he told everyone it was 7 wished it was 5 but really only 3. Sort of a magnum in reverse.
Martha we all love you. We'd love you a lot more if you would change your ragg as often as you do your identities.