I'm with you except you didn't go far enough. Coming back as a Mexican wouldn't be bad at all. I hope they (he/she) dies and comes back a SLAVE of a Mexican Family, cleaning their toilets and cleaning the family dog's poop when it can't go outside and cleaning the outside poop too. That would be a perfect world wouldn't it?
Hay Martha are you listening? You'd make a good Slave! Who would want Martha as a slave?