You make me LAUGH. I like little Patrick. How does FAT Martha sound to you?
We all know you've been eating to many Burritos and Tacos. If you give me your address I'll send you Clearasil for the roaring acne you've developed from eating to many chicharrones off the food carts in Juarez Mexico and Mexico City. Martha, I know you like help those caballeros south of the border with your experience you gained as Janitor's Assistant at PepBoys. They have told me you do such a good job cleaning their toilets.