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  • rpgjr2000 rpgjr2000 Feb 15, 2002 9:32 AM Flag

    friday, not so clean

    Osama bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. A female genie rose from the bottle, and with a smile said, "Oh, Master, may I grant you one wish?"

    "Do you know who I am?" bin Laden said menacingly. I don't need anything from a woman, except obedience. Now, get out of my sight."

    The genie pleaded, "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."

    Osama thought for a moment. Then he said, "I have it! Here's how I can screw these Americans, once and for all. I want to wake up in the morning with three American women in my bed."

    Giving the Genie an evil glare, he hissed "Now get out of my sight!"

    The genie said "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle.

    The next morning, bin Laden woke up in bed with
    Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

    His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no health insurance.

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