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  • alpine_rappr alpine_rappr Mar 19, 2013 3:46 PM Flag


    Thanks for all the cogent responses (mostly)! Now we’ll go on to Part Doo…

    I’m working on a novel/graphic novel/e-book/movie script, and I’ll post here a tentative synopsis/abstract (© 2013 AlpineRappr et al)(Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.)

    Former SpecOps operator (natch), now Private Investigator Jack ‘Super’ Mann’s elderly Grandfather is ripped off by a corrupt stock fund and looses all of his modest retirement savings. Jack and his girlfriend, forensic account Helen ‘Hot’ Wheilz launch an investigation.
    Their investigation into the Tyrol Family of Funds reveals a sordid financial tangle of corruption, political payoffs, off-shore bank accounts, money laundering, drug Cartels, various Russian and other mobs, and –yes, even-terrorists.
    The Tyrol Family of Funds is run by the mother and daughter team of upscale grifters: Samantha and Stephanie LeBér. Their tangled web of deceit and broken promises is a labyrinth of convoluted accounting and psychotic behaviour, payoffs to the tops of governments, bribes to financial planners, and tax deductible ‘contributions’ to various seedy ‘charities’. They steal from the Poor to give to the Rich, and then deduct it.
    Will Jack and Helen win? Will they recover Gramp’s life savings? Will Truth, Justice, and the American Way prevail? …………?

    Comments Welcomed! (NO—I’m not splitting any movie deal!; maybe a ‘Producer’ credit for good stuff.)

    Sentiment: Strong Sell

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