Errand boys sent by grocery clerks.(IMHO)
Actually, they more resemble circus monkeys, closely related to the baboons in washinton leading us up to the fiscal cliff. Instead of fighting the jihaadist rebels who were torturing and killing civilians in the North, they instead attacked the presidential palace, raided his liquor cabinet, went on a drunken rampage, and staged a bogus military coup which allowed al kaida to take over the North, a section of Africa about the size of France. We still don't know which monkeys are dumber, the ones in mali, or the ones in washinton. I'd say they are about equal.