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  • juniorsclassmate684 juniorsclassmate684 Nov 5, 2013 3:44 PM Flag

    Best Joke Of The Year.........maybe the past 25 years.

     

    Best Joke Of The Year.........maybe the past 25 years.

    Joke Of The Year.........

    A doctor from France says: "In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles;
    we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

    The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person;
    we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

    A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person;
    we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

    The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA ,
    about 6 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now, the whole damn country is looking for work..

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