Looks like the little tramp has taken it on the road:
OMG hoda, not really? I mean have some dignaty.
You don't know what's in my fly. I keep it where and when I want.
please don't talk about what you "know."
it's prima facie (that's latin) a waste of bandwidth, since you don't know anything.
or, in terms that will excite poor deranged J, you don't know "sh()t." (gratuitous feces reference).
That is horrifique.
...never gets anything right.