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  • calbucks09 calbucks09 Apr 2, 2013 10:19 PM Flag

    Elop 2013 Plan for Nokia involves major new license deal

    with Boston Chicken. The new deal will allow Nokia to pay Boston Chicken $6 for every chicken Nokia is able to sell and in return will get a coupon for $5 of chicken and the right to consume said chicken for 2 years.

    Elop confirms he has written a memo called the burning meatball which outlines additional details on how Nokia shareholders can return their dividends for free sides of cornbread every other tuesday at participating Boston Market locations.

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    • And while we are at it in the humor dept, lets add this sizzler as a topping:
      Also, he understood that most Finnish have English-language challenges as such... the only word they know for paper is "sandpaper". Hence, when they ask for a Tissue-paper at the BC restaurant, as their restrooms may be out of it often, they land-up asking "pleez gimee a sand-paper" instead. And the result is a totally-red Finnish at the wrong-end, after he opens the RR door, after the conclusion of the sand-paper ceremonies inside! To solve for the dilemma, Eflop might install a Fin-Eng translator software and it will come free of cost with Lumias! For a change, the right-end of the Finnish people brightened up (i.e. their face) , after hearing of the Lumia plans! LoL! :-) ... never a dearth of Jokes in this Nokia-land!

      Sentiment: Strong Buy

    • momo_the_syphilitic_homo momo_the_syphilitic_homo Apr 2, 2013 10:23 PM Flag

      Such hilarity! This was supposed to be funny, right?

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