Many of us can't resist the urge to write faster than our brains can process.
Why not put all these posts in one place? After all, they do have some sardonic value.
Next time you have the uncontrolable urge to post nonsense, just put it here. You will acomplish your objective of being famous, and the rest of us can just skip it, or take a look for the latest moronic insight into something you know nothing about.
Give it a try.