He looks to prosperous for that. Tim Cook would be the right guy in front of an Apple store, he looks like starving and people would go in and buy products out of pity. He tried this trick with China Mobile many a time. lol
Because of how the stock reacted to his announcement, and because of how much he owns (360 Million shares) Ballmer made $800 Million today. If I were Ballmer I'd be on an island somewhere teaching scantily clad native women my monkeyboy dance moves. Yeah, that's right. Just like in the video.