My transportation business offers three different means of transportation to the Land of Nirvana or Happy Life:
1. For religious people is STH
2. For physically unfit and those with disabilities (btw.laziness is considered a disability) is ETH (elevator)
3. For those adventures is a Hot Air Balloon ride into a stratosphere.
Enjoy the ride to a better and happier life.
P.S. Commission of 1% from your full year profit will be charged Dec 31st automatically. (-;