Bernanke: "We'll keep printing $USD from now to infinity"
Debt? What debt? You think China will call in its trillions in IOUs on us? No way! We're America, #1! USA USA USA!
The near-zero interest rates punish savers? Who cares about those pansy savers? They're un-American and probably Communist. The debt-spenders - those are the real, red-blooded Americans and the future of the great superpower.
Economy a virtual house of cards waiting to topple over? No worries. War with Iran will solve that! Dead soldiers will reduce the unemployment rate, and lots of juicy defense contracts benefiting the richest 0.0001% who, of course, are the only citizens that matter.
Gold down to $850. Goldman-Sachs will see to it, with Bernanke/Yellen's blessing. Yeehaw!!