Pelosi, the brainstorm #$%$ said, "We have to pass it to see what's in it", so she could then get a waiver from it.
A Federal audit shows 500M was spent on "green jobs" training despite a lack of jobs in that industry. They should be directing people into growing sectors, like BK attorneys.
Taco Bell is introducing their new "Carlos Danger" burrito. Described as Hot, Hot, Hot! If you can down it, you get an autographed pic of the Gaucho of Love.