10. He got nervous when Verm put "All Costa Rican Boys named Pedro" on his list of witnesses.9. When he wrote Stuart Address asking about his chance of winning, he just got back the reply "Address Not Found".8. Calling the Judge PSYCHO MOMMY COWARD in opening statements was not well received.7. Turns out Barry actually dropped a vat of acid at Woodstock.6. Xiomara unwilling to ride the mule from Escuza to Miami for the trial.5. When the Judge rolled into the courtroom on his wheelchair with spinning rims, he knew it was time to bail.4. Barry was barred from the courthouse after getting aroused during the pat down search at the entrance.3. All the jurors were 18 year italian girls in bikinis, with a fondness for dancing.2. Court banned Barry for filing his pleadings IN ALL CAPS.WITHOUT SPACES FOR PUNCTUATION.AD NASUEM.ETC.ETC1. The trial date conflicted with the Annual Boy Scout Jamboree
11. Barry blew half his legal budget trying to subpoena the son of Richard Feynman.
12. Tropical Storm Sandy forced the Mayor of Boston to cancel his plans to testify as a character witness.
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