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  • ingloriousbashers ingloriousbashers Jan 18, 2011 1:41 PM Flag

    Top Ten Reason Barry Dropped his Lawsuit

    10. He got nervous when Verm put "All Costa Rican Boys named Pedro" on his list of witnesses.

    9. When he wrote Stuart Address asking about his chance of winning, he just got back the reply "Address Not Found".

    8. Calling the Judge PSYCHO MOMMY COWARD in opening statements was not well received.

    7. Turns out Barry actually dropped a vat of acid at Woodstock.

    6. Xiomara unwilling to ride the mule from Escuza to Miami for the trial.

    5. When the Judge rolled into the courtroom on his wheelchair with spinning rims, he knew it was time to bail.

    4. Barry was barred from the courthouse after getting aroused during the pat down search at the entrance.

    3. All the jurors were 18 year italian girls in bikinis, with a fondness for dancing.

    2. Court banned Barry for filing his pleadings IN ALL CAPS.WITHOUT SPACES FOR PUNCTUATION.AD NASUEM.ETC.ETC

    1. The trial date conflicted with the Annual Boy Scout Jamboree

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