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  • al.gore23 al.gore23 Jan 17, 2013 8:13 PM Flag

    Crackeress having a big day

    Crackeress is truly on fire today!!

    Among her many highlights:

    ** She breathlessly quoted James Hansen, thinking she was undermining AGW...then, when I pointed out that she had distorted his latest paper, she called him a "fruitcake" and a "Jew"

    ** She gravely informed us that ML King is "from Alabama". Wrong -- he was born and raised in Atlanta.

    ** She tried to defend Mouth Breather's claim that there are more bludgeoning murders than gun murders in the U.S -- even though the former is 14,000. She helpfully "pointed out" that maybe some of the 14,000 included suicides, ignoring the fact that ALL of them were clearly stated to be murders, and that total gun deaths including suicides exceed 31,000 a year.

    ** She took a story about how stabbing someone is harder than shooting them, because after the first stab, you have to deal with blood and screaming, etc. and so are 'pulled back to reality'...she interpreted this to mean that the person being stabbed was pulled back to reality (I am not kidding).

    ** I posted a story noting that only 25% of Contards don't believe conspiracy theories and she assigned me to the credulous 25% -- not grasping that this makes no sense, since I am not a Contard, and the % of non-nuts among Democrats was stated in the same story to be twice as high.

    ** She cited back to back stories about how one scientist said it's getting much warmer (but not a problem) and another saying it is NOT getting warmer, and thought that these diametrically opposed views BOTH bolstered her case that the earth is not getting warmer.

    Thanks for the laughs, Crackeress!

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    • Among her many highlights:

      ** She breathlessly quoted James Hansen, thinking she was undermining AGW...then, when I pointed out that she had distorted his latest paper, she called him a "fruitcake" and a "Jew"

      retardo. If you breathlessly want to prove AGW, Hansen is the last person one would quote - even vermit knows that.

      ** She gravely informed us that ML King is "from Alabama". Wrong -- he was born and raised in Atlanta."

      and lived all of his adult life in Alabama.Considering the close proximity of both states, that is a score of what for rotardo? Zero?

      ** She tried to defend Mouth Breather's claim that oththere are more bludgeoning murders than gun murders in the U.S -- even though the former is 14,000. She helpfully "pointed out" that maybe some of the 14,000 included suicides, ignoring the fact that ALL of them were clearly stated to be murders, and that total gun deaths including suicides exceed 31,000 a year."

      And your stats include suicides as murders and they include justifiable homicides which as I .stated, are murders by government agents. Once again, get your figures correct.

      ** She took a story about how our stabbing someone is harder than shooting them, because after the first stab, you have to deal with blood and screaming, etc. and so are 'pulled back to reality'...she interpreted this to mean that the person being stabbed was pulled back to reality (I am not kidding).

      rotardo, you do not get to rewrite what that idiotic psychiatrist said which was NOT that stabbing is harder. And people scream and bleed after a stabbing but not after a gunshot? You are digging yourself even deeper than you did today, and the past few weeks actually with your own threats of murder. You author actually does even imply that. You are projecting all over the place. And for the record, thanks for the laugh. His quote has been moved to a social network and is the laughing hit for the day!

      ** I posted a story noting that only 25% of Contards don't believe conspiracy theories and she assigned me to the credulous 25% -- not grasping that this makes no sense, since I am not a Contard, and the % of non-nuts among Democrats was stated in the same story to be twice as high."

      Oh golly. Now retardo suggests there is such a thing as a non-nut democrap. I'm dumbfounded.

      ** She cited back to back stories about how one scientist said it's getting much warmer (but not a problem) and another saying it is NOT getting warmer, and thought that these diametrically opposed views BOTH bolstered her case that the earth is not getting warmer."

      Again, relative time references are too complicated for rotardo to intellectually grasp.

      "Thanks for the laughs, Crackeress!"

      Ah rotardo, the honor is actually yours.

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      • ""lived all of his adult life in Alabama"

        Uh, no he didn't. Not even close!!

        He didn't move to Alabama until he was 25. Apparently, people between the ages of 21 and 25 are not "adults."

        More importantly, the place where you were BORN and grew up is universally considered the place where you are FROM. King was born and lived in Atlanta until he was 18. DUH.

        Even funnier, King did not even stay in Alabama very long. He was pastor of Dexter Avenue Baptist Church for only 5 years -- 1954 to 1959 -- and then he moved BACK to Atlanta to become co-pastor with his father at Ebenezer Baptist Church.

        So apparently the place where you spent the first 18 years of your life, and the last nine (27 in all), and where your parents and immediate family lived, are not where you are "from." It's where you spent 5 years. Baaaaa ha ha ha ha ha,

        ****

        "Considering the close proximity of both states, that is a score of what for rotardo? Zero?"

        Now Crackeress would have us believe that because Alabama is "near" Georgia, that makes it reasonable to claim that King is "from" Alabama. Well, guess what, Crackeress? Georgia is even CLOSER to...Georgia!!

        And by your idiotic "proximity" logic, King is also "from" South Carolina, North Carolina, and Florida, because those states are "near" Georgia too!!

        Of course we all know that Sarah Palin is from Russia, because Alaska is near Russia.

        baaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha

      • "And your stats include suicides as murders and they include justifiable homicides which as I .stated, are murders by government agents. Once again, get your figures correct. "

        Uh, this makes no sense. FBI statistics are not going to include police shootings as "murders," you idiot, unless they were officially deemed murders. Thus virtually all of the 14,000 gun murders were standard civilian on civilian shootings. Including police shootings would make the 14,000 figure even LARGER. In any case the murder figure for guns was more than TEN TIMES the figure for murder by bludgeonings, so unless the police committed 90% OF THE "MURDERS" in the U.S. in 20007, Crackeress' claim is idiotically wrong.

        8888

        " And people scream and bleed after a stabbing but not after a gunshot? You are digging yourself even deeper than you did today"

        Uh, the point is that gunshots often kill the person right away while stabbings usually don't. Also, you can shoot someone from 10-3- feet away and get off lots of shots in a few seconds, while with stabbings you neeed to be physically touching the person, possibly struggle with them, and hear them scream as they fight for their life.

        DUH

        Crackeress is just digging herself in deeper today.

      • sandale111@bellsouth.net sandale111 Jan 18, 2013 8:25 AM Flag

        "If you breathlessly want to prove AGW, Hansen is the last person one would quote - even vermit knows that."

        No, I don't know that. In fact he is the best p0erson on global warming that I know of.

    • Her local liquor store must be having a sale.

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