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  • joebideneatsit joebideneatsit Jan 18, 2013 9:47 AM Flag

    Piles no longer allowed at Boy Scout Camporee

    Caught one too many times in a pre-pubesent boys' tent, with his pants off, Piles is banned from campgrounds.
    Piles attempted to defend himself by saying he was counseling the boys, all of whom have gender identity issues.

    Piles further claimed that fully half of the encampment need gender transmogrification, although I think he used the wrong word to describe his thoughts.

    In any event, the Boy Scouts of America are now being sued for trampling Piles'es rights, as Gloria Allred, Piles'es attorney put it.

    Piles looking for a permanent berth as psychologist to Boy Scouts.

    Boy Scouts respond that you need to have some sort of college education to even apply, so the point as re: Piles is moot.

    Piles flunked out of trade school when he refused to make a bookshelf in woodworking cleass, claiming it would lead to global warming.

    Piles remains in a quandary, but will ease his pain by buying a new frock for himself and boyfriend with government check.

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    • I have to applaud the State of Texas...their on-line site of licensed professionals invites comments on any licensed professional that they say will be considered in the next license renewal application.

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      • Stinky: You have done it again. Your performance as Troll Bait is truly remarkable. The Trot-Line has worked time and again.
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        Here is the little troll, AGAIN. Presumably, the little troll has taken me off IGNORE because he is constantly checking for me and my posts. Why is that? He seems to be, like you Stinky, both fascinated and enraged by my posts. Wonder why that is?

        Just guessin' but he has a remarkable ability to "guess" where my every post ocI have to applaud the State of Texas...their on-line site of licensed professionals invites comments on any licensed professional that they say will be considered in the next license renewal application.curs. Here he is, all bluster, and B.S.:

        I have to applaud the State of Texas...their on-line site of licensed professionals invites comments on any licensed professional that they say will be considered in the next license renewal application.

        Sentiment: Strong Sell

    • working on an old tractor and played the Who's "Tommy" in the shop...Pilo is Uncle Ernie (fiddle about, fiddle about...). Amazingly, Sally Simpson conjured up images of the Obama cult.

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      • Stinly; You are positively troll bait GOLD. The Trot-Line with you as bait is irresistible to TeeJerk.

        Note he has bravely, and with confidence, proclaimed that he has me on IGNORE.

        HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

        I trapped, hooked, gutted, and threw away ole' TeeJerk..... again.

        Just guessin'

        but you are continually 'peeking' to find me and my posts.

        Well done, Stinky..... well done INDEED!!!!

        working on an old tractor and played the Who's "Tommy" in the shop...Pilo is Uncle Ernie (fiddle about, fiddle about...). Amazingly, Sally Simpson conjured up images of the Obama cult

        Sentiment: Strong Sell

    • Piles flunked out of trade school when he refused to make a bookshelf in woodworking
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      Stinky: Why is it that your kind (you, TeeJerk, and BeachRodent) all well-known trolls, have such fascination/rage at me and my political posts?

      TeeJerk gets especially agitated because I correctly identified his fascination with me.

      Oddly, you and your kind are unable to articulate why you find my posts so fascinating/rageful?

      Sentiment: Strong Sell

 
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