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  • optionsbull optionsbull Aug 14, 2013 12:17 PM Flag

    Mostly jerk offs on this board

    Obviously nobody interested in finance or investing here. Just fools going through menopause and lots of mental masturbation.

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    • Finance?? Are you kidding me or yourself? MO is a cash cow and not a subject of "finance" at all. Cut the #$%$ and disappear!!

    • Optionsbull is a silly hypocrite masquerading as a concern troll. The vast majority of his posts (I just checked) are p!ssy little ad hominem attacks about people on message boards. Not once has he ever commented on "finance" or "investing.";_ylt=AihIEwLIdV.Mth6gxXpoo2beAohG;_ylu=X3oDMTB1dXVjdG40BHBvcwMxBHNlYwNNZWRpYU1zZ0JvYXJkc1hIUlVsdA--;_ylg=X3oDMTBhYWM1a2sxBGxhbmcDZW4tVVM-;_ylv=3?&u=optionsbull&bn=26325336-b223-36af-9def-d5aaad5e6151

    • That's true of all Yahada stock boards. They recently announced that they were getting rid of most of their message boards. Why they decided to save these is a puzzle.

      I will have to correct you in the menopause part. Not many violaters here would fit that profile. Most are male (or used to be).

      So have some fun with it. I am working on a great project that will be called "The best of Sweet Pilo". A few teasers..."a white male can never satisfy a woman (ca 2010)". "Are you sexually attracted to me (ca 2010)".

      Stayed tuned for more.

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      • I am working on a great project that will be called "The best of Sweet Pilo".


        Well, if we're going to build a Greatest Hits retrospective, I will have to offer my NewbiePolack version. Who can forget such hits as:

        * "I'm just a Newbie here" (said every couple days for nearly a year)
        * "I have you on Ignore" (usually stated just before NewbiePolack replies to the person "on Ignore," followed by a long, boring and pointless explanation of why he could 'temporarily' see the post
        * "I have him on Ignore -- what did he say?" (A particularly obnoxious, stupid and annoying ploy)
        * "No country outside Scandinavia mandates long vacation periods"
        * "Without a cow there would be no cheese"
        * "Apple discloses its foreign workforce in 'obscure tables' in its 401K" (a claim made repeatedly yet never backed up)
        * "Lobbying Congress was illegal before Citizens United."
        * "I am guessing" (the basis for all this idiot's theories)
        * "I am Polish" followed by "I never said I was Polish" (which pretty much explains all the other entries above)
        * NewbiePolack demanding that I be "barred for life" from the MO board for posting the Declaration of Independence.
        * He advised people to hold off on buying stocks until Romney "won" and cut corporate taxes
        * He claimed that college tuition has increased 8x since the 1980s, when it has done nothing of the sort
        * He's been predicting for months that Yahoo would go out of business
        * He claimed that the stock market had not risen under Obama (at the time it was up 45%, and is up far more than that now)
        * In the same post, he claimed that most Obama voters are on welfare, while also claiming that Blue (liberal) states have excessively high housing prices. So apparently most welfare recipients live in high-priced houses.
        * He claimed I threatened to go to his house in WisKochsin -- but has never produced the post.

        Tommy Thompson is so ashamed. This much stupidity in one person is hard to fathom.

      • sounds like a fun read Teej.....I'd like an autographed copy....should be worth some money in the future, when Obama is just a bad memory and young children are asking the question, "How did such an incompetent lout ever get to be president.?"
        Your little tome will answer a large part of that question....goofuses like Piles, who shouldn't be allowed to vote along with other felons, voted for Nobommy because he gave them all a free ride.....preverts and psychopaths alike.

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