" think that you need to brush up on your movie trivia. It wasn't the Wizard that melted, it was the wicked witch who I believe has a close resemblance of the General."
I think you need to brush up on your chemistry (as well as your comedy). I realize the witch yelled "I''m melting!", but had you and her mastered high school chemistry you would know that the effect of pouring water on her would be to make her *dissolve*, not melt.
At least you, unlike Algorithm Rodent, have not pretended to have a PhD in chemistry.