In a move both typical and unprecedented, Warren Buffett, through Berkshire Hathaway, will acquire the city of Detroit. As Buffett has always said, he aims to acquire good assets at discount prices. The city of Detroit certainly fills that bill.
Probably not. The child molester only goes for fresh ripe meat, first Sears, then Kraft (now total wreckage tucked away in MLNZ?) and Heinz. His tastes would probably be more in line with Syracuse - he could privatize the school and sell the remains to maybe China - or Naples, FL - all those bloated retirees in the gated golf clubs with 3/2 on the fairway - that's where he could really run his "rip 'em, strip 'em, and flee" operation.